You are starting an adventure. And since you seem to be short of the coin required to have a personal bard to record your travels and turn them into song, we humbly offer this journal. Between its covers are pages that, had you been able to afford a bard, they surely would have used to record your most heroic moments. At the end, whether your adventure was heroic, tragic, comic, or some combination of the three, you'll have a tale you can turn to for years. And, should you come into sufficient coinage, good material for an epic song.
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